I live to play ball; doesn't matter which game
Football, baseball to me they're all the same
I can throw; I can catch, I can tackle and I can kick
I'm strong, I'm fearless, I'm agile and I'm quick
In class, I'm the opposite, I barely keep up
If math were a sport, I'd never make the cut
I know that English should be a cinch
But if it were Basketball, I'd never leave the bench
In Science, I'm another experiment that failed
If clueless were a crime, I'd surely be jailed
I've had Tutors, threats and teaching aids
With all that help I've still got failing grades
So, I attend all the games, got a regular seat in the stands
Instead of being a player, I'm merely one of the fans
You can find me in the bleachers rooting for the home teams
Failing all my classes and playing sports in my dreams.